Poop jokes are funny.

Or at least I think so. Here is a conversation I was having with a friend. I have left out some of the friends comments because I think it's funnier if it looks like I am having this long rant about my recent bowel movement.

Me: Oh my God I am taking a shit that never ends.

Binah: Ahahaha I had one of those today.

Me: THE FUMES ARE PEELING THE PAINT! I hear crying! Why is there crying?

Me: Now there's laughter coming from the bowl. And there's... a glow.

Me: Poop should not glow, Binah.

Me: I am rather alarmed! There is now... black... ness coming out of the bowl. I have tried to flush five times now. The smell is unrelenting.

Me: THERE IS A FACE.

Binah: Run.

Me: There are arms.

Binah: RUN!

Me: Should I be praying?

Me: I mean, this is most definitely evil. I would take an act of God to expunge.

And then I had to do other shit (hur hur hur).

-McK