I did something funny.

And by request I am posting it here. Backstory:

Friends were talking about how fun monkeys bars are and how our various states of fitness prevented us from taking full advantage of them. This was my description of my attempts:


My playing was like:

runcmd FUN.exe executing...
initiating fuckgravity.dll...
CODE ORANGE ALERT
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
ERROR MASS EXCEEDS MAXIMUM WEIGHT ALLOCATION TERMINATE PROGRAM
WARNING DAMAGE TO HANDS AND SHOULDERS APPROACHING DEBILITATING LIMITS
EXECUTING FUCKOWBLISTERS.exe IN ATTEMPT TO AVERT PERMANENT DAMAGE TO LIMBS
Legs reengaging.
Code Blue reestablished.
runcmd fuckingpain.exe to avert situation in future.
event logged in C:/documentsandsettings/

Administrator/registry/thatwasabadidea.txt
runcmd whineuntilicanleave.exe executing...
executed
runcmd videogamesuntilicantfeelanymore.exe executing...

-McK