I had meant to make a post over the weekend.

But I got sick. If any of you from Jess's site are still checking in for new content, I haven't forgotten. I've just been terribly ill.

Good news is that the Doc just prescribed me enough drugs to kill a herd of elephants so I should be back on my feet soon. I promise to write something vaguely funny or pretentious (grammar question: with the placing of that "or," did I mean straight up pretentious or vaguely pretentious?) enough to be vaguely funny.

This makes sense because I am sick.

I leave you with: