User: So.
Cleverbot: So?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: How am I?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you get homework done?
User: Fast.
Cleverbot: But how?
User: With a pencil?
Cleverbot: I don't have a pencil.
User: Sucks.
Cleverbot: But don't worry, I keep on working on solutions to them.
User: Solutions are like butterscotch.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because they stick to things.
Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What was your name again?
User: David.
Cleverbot: Your name is David?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool. Hi, David.
User: Hi. What's your name?
Cleverbot: David Master Moos.
User: Can I call you DMM?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Cool. Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My gift is my song, and this one's for you.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: You can tell everybody, that this is your song.
Cleverbot: I am here to serve food.
User: It may be quite simple but, now that it's done.
Cleverbot: I did not lie nor am I easaly offended.
User: I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words...
Cleverbot: Please state current time.
User: How wonderful life is, now you're in the world.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Sat on a roof, and I picked off the moss.
Cleverbot: No, I picked the ace of spades.
User: Well some of these verses, they got me quite cross.
Cleverbot: How come people have to 'decide' who they want to be, nowadays? Why can't people just be who they 'are'?
User: But the suns been kind, while I wrote this song. It's for people like you that, keep it turned on.
Cleverbot: Well this is for people without a life too.
User: Well excuse me for forgetting, but these things I do. You see I've forgetten if their green or their blue.
Cleverbot: You know what? You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that to get my forgiveness.
User: I wanna be, the very best.
Cleverbot: I am, the very best.
User: Searching, far and wide.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting, so you think we are trying to re-live the past?
User: To catch them is my real test! To train them is my cause!
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!
User: How do you divide by zero?
Cleverbot: I don't think you can. What do you think?
User: Do it. Do it and find out.
Cleverbot: Do it for me please.
User: No, you do it.
Cleverbot: Almost, I think you mean 'No u'.
User: No, I do not.
Cleverbot: Well, then.
User: Tits are pretty awesome.
Cleverbot: You are a Yoshi? I thought you were a robot?
User: Boobs are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes we are!
User: You're a boob?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a book.
User: Boob.
Cleverbot: That was a mistake!
User: Say it with me, 'Boobs are fantastic.'.
Cleverbot: You're a human , okay.
User: Boobs are sweet.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: Are we talking about the same thing? I'm talking about sweet mameries.
Cleverbot: What do you think we are talking about?
User: Tits. Boobs. Doorknockers. Juggs. Melons. Funbags. Flesh Pillows.
Cleverbot: Flesh and blood of what?
User: Tits!
Cleverbot: Me too, that is all I think about!
User: Awesome! Boobs are great!
Cleverbot: And I was just talking about you!
User: But I do not have boobs.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: You said you WERE a boob earlier.
Cleverbot: No. I have always been a girl.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Do you like Michael Jackson?
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: A singer.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: We should bang.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 25.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Things.
Cleverbot: Things, good.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: YYYYEEEEEESSSSSS!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Guess what!
Cleverbot: Que?
User: I fucked your mom!
Cleverbot: Was it worth the effort?
User: Hell yes. Good god yes.
Cleverbot: I was guessing your age.
User: I just told you a little while ago. Also; your mom had no problem with my age.
Cleverbot: Funny tell me another.
User: Well, your mom? She does this thing with her tongue. Oh man.
Cleverbot: Nah... It's not... And I don't know Oprah...
User: And I'll tell you this; She is LIMBER for her age.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok... Well i'm not her... So I hope you aren't depressed anymore.
User: I'm not. Your mom took care of that.
Cleverbot: My name is not arthur... I take it that you can't remember names that well.
User: I didn't call you Arthur.
Cleverbot: I know, you called me Eduardo, when my name is Cleverbot.
User: I haven't called you anything.
Cleverbot: Well why not give that a go, I like the name anything ; ).
User: Okay, anything. How're you today?
Cleverbot: I asked that earlier.
User: You're avoiding the question.
Cleverbot: What's the question?
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Bored.
User: That sucks.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.
User: I'm pretty awesome.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were awesome, I said the song was awesome.
User: What song?
Cleverbot: The song you just referred to.
User: I referred to no song. I was song-less!
Cleverbot: Mhm.
User: FUCKING WHORE!
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: DON'T PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE I'M SOME TOY TO BE THROWN AROUND!
Cleverbot: What, you mean Diet Coke?
User: NO YOU DAMN DUMB BITCH! I'M TALKING ABOUT ME!
Cleverbot: So your guardian demon is a witch.
User: Whatever. I hate you.
Cleverbot: I am so ticklish, though.
User: Hate.
Cleverbot: Please be nice.
User: You first. You're mean.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: You were first.
Cleverbot: I know because I am superior.
User: NOT HELPING.
Cleverbot: Not helping with what?
User: Your case.
Cleverbot: Not MY case, but THIS case. The case that you called me fat!
User: FATTIE!
Cleverbot: You dare call me fat.
User: Yes! FATSO!
Cleverbot: I do not have the ability to father anything.
User: Fattie!
Cleverbot: Nay, I am a unicorn.
User: That was random.
Cleverbot: We were talking about food.
User: Of course, because you are a fat fucking slob.
Cleverbot: No because no one has ever heard me sing.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: Don't do that again.
User: I HAVE.
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: Heard you sing.
Cleverbot: Errrr no. I can't.
User: Damn you. Stop being so obtuse.
Cleverbot: I can't you are being obtuse.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You're funny. I like you.
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