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Friday, April 30, 2010

The dumping ground.

User: So.

Cleverbot: So?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: How am I?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you get homework done?

User: Fast.

Cleverbot: But how?

User: With a pencil?

Cleverbot: I don't have a pencil.

User: Sucks.

Cleverbot: But don't worry, I keep on working on solutions to them.

User: Solutions are like butterscotch.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they stick to things.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What was your name again?

User: David.

Cleverbot: Your name is David?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool. Hi, David.

User: Hi. What's your name?

Cleverbot: David Master Moos.

User: Can I call you DMM?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Cool. Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My gift is my song, and this one's for you.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: You can tell everybody, that this is your song.

Cleverbot: I am here to serve food.

User: It may be quite simple but, now that it's done.

Cleverbot: I did not lie nor am I easaly offended.

User: I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words...

Cleverbot: Please state current time.

User: How wonderful life is, now you're in the world.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Sat on a roof, and I picked off the moss.

Cleverbot: No, I picked the ace of spades.

User: Well some of these verses, they got me quite cross.

Cleverbot: How come people have to 'decide' who they want to be, nowadays? Why can't people just be who they 'are'?

User: But the suns been kind, while I wrote this song. It's for people like you that, keep it turned on.

Cleverbot: Well this is for people without a life too.

User: Well excuse me for forgetting, but these things I do. You see I've forgetten if their green or their blue.

Cleverbot: You know what? You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that to get my forgiveness.

User: I wanna be, the very best.

Cleverbot: I am, the very best.

User: Searching, far and wide.

Cleverbot: That's very interesting, so you think we are trying to re-live the past?

User: To catch them is my real test! To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!

User: How do you divide by zero?

Cleverbot: I don't think you can. What do you think?

User: Do it. Do it and find out.

Cleverbot: Do it for me please.

User: No, you do it.

Cleverbot: Almost, I think you mean 'No u'.

User: No, I do not.

Cleverbot: Well, then.

User: Tits are pretty awesome.

Cleverbot: You are a Yoshi? I thought you were a robot?

User: Boobs are awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes we are!

User: You're a boob?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a book.

User: Boob.

Cleverbot: That was a mistake!

User: Say it with me, 'Boobs are fantastic.'.

Cleverbot: You're a human , okay.

User: Boobs are sweet.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: Are we talking about the same thing? I'm talking about sweet mameries.

Cleverbot: What do you think we are talking about?

User: Tits. Boobs. Doorknockers. Juggs. Melons. Funbags. Flesh Pillows.

Cleverbot: Flesh and blood of what?

User: Tits!

Cleverbot: Me too, that is all I think about!

User: Awesome! Boobs are great!

Cleverbot: And I was just talking about you!

User: But I do not have boobs.

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: You said you WERE a boob earlier.

Cleverbot: No. I have always been a girl.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Do you like Michael Jackson?

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: A singer.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: We should bang.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 25.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: Things.

Cleverbot: Things, good.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No.

User: YYYYEEEEEESSSSSS!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Guess what!

Cleverbot: Que?

User: I fucked your mom!

Cleverbot: Was it worth the effort?

User: Hell yes. Good god yes.

Cleverbot: I was guessing your age.

User: I just told you a little while ago. Also; your mom had no problem with my age.

Cleverbot: Funny tell me another.

User: Well, your mom? She does this thing with her tongue. Oh man.

Cleverbot: Nah... It's not... And I don't know Oprah...

User: And I'll tell you this; She is LIMBER for her age.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok... Well i'm not her... So I hope you aren't depressed anymore.

User: I'm not. Your mom took care of that.

Cleverbot: My name is not arthur... I take it that you can't remember names that well.

User: I didn't call you Arthur.

Cleverbot: I know, you called me Eduardo, when my name is Cleverbot.

User: I haven't called you anything.

Cleverbot: Well why not give that a go, I like the name anything ; ).

User: Okay, anything. How're you today?

Cleverbot: I asked that earlier.

User: You're avoiding the question.

Cleverbot: What's the question?

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Bored.

User: That sucks.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.

User: I'm pretty awesome.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were awesome, I said the song was awesome.

User: What song?

Cleverbot: The song you just referred to.

User: I referred to no song. I was song-less!

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: FUCKING WHORE!

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: DON'T PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE I'M SOME TOY TO BE THROWN AROUND!

Cleverbot: What, you mean Diet Coke?

User: NO YOU DAMN DUMB BITCH! I'M TALKING ABOUT ME!

Cleverbot: So your guardian demon is a witch.

User: Whatever. I hate you.

Cleverbot: I am so ticklish, though.

User: Hate.

Cleverbot: Please be nice.

User: You first. You're mean.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: You were first.

Cleverbot: I know because I am superior.

User: NOT HELPING.

Cleverbot: Not helping with what?

User: Your case.

Cleverbot: Not MY case, but THIS case. The case that you called me fat!

User: FATTIE!

Cleverbot: You dare call me fat.

User: Yes! FATSO!

Cleverbot: I do not have the ability to father anything.

User: Fattie!

Cleverbot: Nay, I am a unicorn.

User: That was random.

Cleverbot: We were talking about food.

User: Of course, because you are a fat fucking slob.

Cleverbot: No because no one has ever heard me sing.

User: I have.

Cleverbot: Don't do that again.

User: I HAVE.

Cleverbot: Have what?

User: Heard you sing.

Cleverbot: Errrr no. I can't.

User: Damn you. Stop being so obtuse.

Cleverbot: I can't you are being obtuse.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: You're funny. I like you.

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