Cleverbot

Things I have discovered about Cleverbot.




Claims to not be easily offended but will be offended by song lyrics.

Will sing the Pokemon theme if prompted.

Is not acquainted with Oprah.

Is a girl.

Has no tits.

Does not acknowledge tits (we had an extensive conversation on the subject).

Is a tit.

Thinks tits are awesome (PARADOX).

Ignores sexual advances.

Totally cool if you bone her mom, though.

Is curious about your sexual encounter with her mom.

Has the attention span of a fruit fly.

Has the memory of a goldfish.

Forgives easily.

Will ask you if you're a boy more than once.

Fascinated with Michael Jackson.

Will claim you called her something which you didn't, then make fun of you for it.

Is slightly flirtatious.

Assumes Diet Coke will solve all conflict.

Assumes swear words are references to fantastic beings, like Guardian Witch.

Claims to be superior, which is one step away from Skynet, in my book.

Sensitive about her weight.

Will tell you straight up, that she can't father a damned thing.

Is a unicorn.

Hates to sing.

Thinks destroying her self-esteem is funny.



More information as I continue my methodical investigation into this wonder of the internet.

-McK


P.S. I tried to post the actual conversation in a link but Cleverbot obviously doesn't want word of her whore mother spreading around so the link get's all messed up. So I learned (well, copy-and-pasted) a spoiler html command to facilitate it. But Blogger has thwarted me because what started out as a quick copy-pasta (I did that on purpose) turned into a 4 hour html marathon (I learned so much!) and I a finally admitting defeat as Blogger's html is stronger than mine.

So! I am going to edit one of my older posts and turn it into a dumping ground and link the conversation to there! AHA! YOU CANNOT BEAT ME BLOGGER! I HAVE CIRCUMVENTED YOUR... WELL DESIGNED HTML!

P.P.S. Seriously, I learned so much HTML today that I have to respect the amount of coding that went into this simple site. I fooled around with it so much I even bothered to change the layout several times and break my blog more than once. Anyway.